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Best Places To Seek Shelter During A Zombie Attack

<p><img style&equals;"float&colon; right&semi; margin&colon; 8px&semi;" alt&equals;"" src&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;farm8&period;staticflickr&period;com&sol;7074&sol;7189013185&lowbar;fca8486fca&lowbar;m&period;jpg" &sol;>Although the real estate market is in complete shambles&comma; some locations may see a notable rise in value&period; Why&quest; The upcoming zombie apocalypse of course&period; When the moaning murderous hordes are beating down your door &lpar;literally&rpar;&comma; where are going to go&quest;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Here is a list of the best locations to wait out the zombie storm&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2>1&period; The Greenbrier Resort<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p>This luxury resort is located in White Sulphur Springs&comma; West Virginia&period; Its not the luxury that makes this property ideal for the apocalypse though&period; The value is in the impressive underground bunker beneath the property&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>In 1958 Congress commissioned the massive 112&comma;544-square-foot bunker in the event of a nuclear holocaust&period; Completed in 1961&comma; the Cold War government instantly stocked it with survival supplies&period; This zombie-proof bunker offers three out door entrances and a secret hidden entrance within the resort via a 25 ton blast door&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Also included is a decontamination chamber should you need it&comma; a power plant for electricy&comma; storage tanks for water&comma; operating rooms for emergencies as well as an ICU&comma; and a fully stocked pharmacy and dorms that can handle more than 1&comma;000 people&period; Might want to make your reservation now&period; Space is limited&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2>2&period; The Survival Condo<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p>Let’s face it&comma; luxury bunkers seem to be chic these days&period; Although Survival Condo is definately on the pricey side&comma; but paper currency will be useless after the upcoming zombie attacks&period; Instead of snatching up the new Coach purse or Prada heels&comma; consider investing in the finest bunker available&period; Afterall&comma; you get what you pay for&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>This bunker was built in a former Atlas-F missile solo and extends a noteworthy hundreds of meters below the Earth’s surface&period; Survival Condo has epoxy strengthened concrete walls certain to protect you from mindless zombies on the prowl&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>The shelter itself is powered by solar panels&comma; a generator and a full-floor unit&period; It also offers buyers a digital weather station &lpar;zombie tracking not included&rpar;&period; The &dollar;1&period;75 million required to buy a full-floor unit doesn’t just offer power and security&period; It offers the finest in bunker hide-outs&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Survival Condo is equipped stain-less steel kitchen appliances&comma; Kohler indoor bath fixtures and Jacuzzi tub&comma; a full-size pool&comma; a spa&comma; a fitness room&comma; a library and a movie theater &lpar;No netflix&period; Sorry&rpar;&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>The bunker even offers its own cutting-edge hydroponic and aquaculture center in order to provide you with the finest organic produce and home grown fish&period; Don’t bother concerning yourself with the chaos up above&period; Larry Hall&comma; Survival Condo’s owner has reported that the premises has a military style grade security system complete with lethal and nonlethal defense capabilities&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>You make want to ensure your check clears though&period; Hall might be more frightening than the zombies on the outside&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2>3&period; Vivos’ Luxurious Underground Survival Shelter<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p>This glamorous hideout defeats all images of dusty&comma; cramped survival shelters&period; This is a property that has so much to offer when the zombies attack&period; The 13&comma;000 sq ft bunker is located in the Mojave Desert&period; Be sure to get good directions though&period; The owner Robert Vicino won’t reveal the exact location publicly in an attempt to prevent freeloaders once the apocalypse hits&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>The shelter includes an atrium with a large TV&comma; a gym&comma; comfortable beds and enough gourmet food for an entire year&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Be careful though&period; Vicino is kidding around&period; This bunker even offers a jail for those out there who may get a little rowdy during anarchy&period; Vicino hasn’t spared a dime on this gem&period; The luxury is apparent&comma; but so is the protection&period; This bunker was designed to withstand a 50-megaton blast and virtually any force natural or man-made&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Time is ticking though&period; Currently&comma; Vicino has already collected deposits on half of the 132 spaces&period; Thankfully&comma; he is still taking reservations&colon; &dollar;5&comma;000 for adults&comma; &dollar;2&comma;500 for kids&period; Pets are free&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Out of your price range and fearing the worst&quest; Don’t fret yet&period; With thousands of people preparing for the apocalypse&comma; the odds are good you may live near one of them&period; You may have seen him digging a well or perhaps noticed his arsenal during the last barbeque&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Now is the time to befriend the urban survivalist&period; Strike up a conversation about affordable semiautomatic weapons or the latest American Preppers meeting&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>This man may be crazy&comma; but he is also prepared&period; Bond with him&comma; learn his ways and maybe&comma; just maybe&comma; when its undead flock against the human population you too can enjoy a cup of joe and a chuckle&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Image credit&colon;  Some rights reserved by Marie l&&num;8217&semi;Amuse<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h5>Featured images&colon;<&sol;h5>&NewLine;<p><span class&equals;"license">License&colon; Creative Commons<&sol;span><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><span class&equals;"source">image source<&sol;span><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>About the author&colon; When not preparing for a zombie apocalypse&comma; Jim Flick is a pest control technician for a NJ pest control company&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;

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